And then Hamlet and Horatio and I can have threesomes all the time!
Calculus homework? Nah I think I’ll eat a bagel instead
The sex they must have must be really intense and awesome.
Hugh Laurie is just really fucking attractive
Even I can’t decide if I’m being sarcastic or not
LEMONY FUCKING SNICKET
I get laid EVERY NIGHT bitches!
Go ahead and laugh.
He can enter my ride anytime
The answer is obviously 42
There will be Quidditch Olympics. And I am excited.
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.