May 2012
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And then Hamlet and Horatio and I can have threesomes all the time!
Calculus homework? Nah I think I’ll eat a bagel instead
The sex they must have must be really intense and awesome.
Hugh Laurie is just really fucking attractive
Even I can’t decide if I’m being sarcastic or not
LEMONY FUCKING SNICKET
I get laid EVERY NIGHT bitches!
Go ahead and laugh.
He can enter my ride anytime
The answer is obviously 42
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch
There will be Quidditch Olympics. And I am excited.
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.