March 2012
February 2012
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
—A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)
Dear bread,
I was very excited to eat you with Nutella and possibly gummy bears. You told me you would be good until March 1st, so imagine my surprise and disappointment when I saw you had mold on you. I am so tired of your lies, bread. We are over!
Fuck you,
Ann-Claude
That awkward moment when you start talking to yourself and then you realize someone is standing right behind you.
“This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
—The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via clarri)
looking at your blog the day after a liveblog is like waking up with a hangover and trying to work out what happened the night before
I’m flying on a plane today for the first time.
