December 2011
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- okay i’m not sure what just happened but-
- I’m at the library, right. And there was this guy sitting in a corner table just staring into thin air and tapping the rhythm to some song on his ipod on the desk with a pencil. He looked upset.
- And because I people watch all the time, I was looking over there when he sees something behind me and his eyes widen. But I thought he was looking at me so I sort of panic and do a weird apologetic face.
- But then this other guy walks past me and stops in front of the other table and the other guy takes off his headphones and stands up and they’re both just STARING AT EACH OTHER WITH THIS FUCKING INTENSITY
- and then
- AND THEN
- the second guy goes up for the most epic brohug in the world and it lasts for like an entire minute
- and
- then
- they
- kissed
- jesus fuck i feel like I just witnessed the beautiful ending to a romcom irl
I have 121 followers. It's like a palindrome. Of numbers.
November 2011
An imaginary conversation: If mom would see my dashboard:
- Mom: Um what is that
- Me: Oh... just a thing on the internet
- Mom: I saw what that was
- Me: Mom it's not bad it's just David Tennant kissing some chick
- Mom: His tongue was in her mouth
- Me: Mom it's not--
- Mom: Why were you looking at it
- Mom: What is this website and who are these people
- Mom: And why has this person lost their ability to can
- Mom: What does that even mean
- Mom: Is that someone's username
- Mom: That is a highly inappropriate username doesn't anyone monitor these things
- Mom: Is this that Sherlock show
- Mom: Why are Sherlock and Watson looking at each other like that
- Mom: Don't tell me the writers made them gay
- Me: The fans--
- Mom: Is this that Merlin show you were telling me about
- Mom: You didn't mention they made Arthur and Merlin gay
- Me: The fans--
- Mom: Why does that say they will go down with this ship
- Mom: That doesn't even make any sense
- Mom: Why is this person asking what happened to their ovaries
- Mom: That has nothing to do with the picture, he's just blinking
- Mom: Wait why is the picture moving that's kinda cool
- Mom: Is this your Doctor Who show again
- Mom: Why is there a camera in the shot is that supposed to be there
- Me: It's from Doctor Who Confidential that's the kiss between the Doctor and Rose at the end of--
- Mom: Wait you mean those are the actors
- Mom: There is no way those are actors
- Mom: They're kissing each other like there's nothing else in the world
- Me: Yeah us fans believe they're secretly married--
- Mom: "Us fans?"
- Mom: Do you talk to these people
- Mom: That's not safe I thought you knew better than that
- Me: They don't know where I live mom they don't even know my last name--
- Mom: My daughter is talking to strangers on the internet
- Mom: I'm disappointed in you
- Mom: They're using such foul language
- Mom: Wait
- Mom: Do you even know what that means
- Mom: No of course you don't I raised you better than that
- Mom: But then again I just found you looking at porn
- Me: It's not porn!
- Mom: Well whatever you call it nowadays I still don't like it
- Mom: This site isn't safe you're gonna get a virus
- Mom: If we get a virus on this computer that's it
- Mom: Do you download things from this site
- Mom: Tell me the truth
- Me: OH MY GOD
I hate being on tumblr in public because I have a really loud laugh and I flail and look like a crazy person.
What if the idea that “falling in love” is supposed to happen to everyone is a freaking ridiculous proposition, is in fact a rare phenomenon, and most people commit based on more common feelings of general connection and comfort, which they call romantic love because society has only given them one ridiculous context for the expression of their relationships?
I'm suddenly realizing that my life basically consists of one obsession after another.
